William Wycherley said it best!

Hello Gentlemen –

Hope your fall has been going well, and hopefully just as good as mine has been so far! Really though, positive thinking is key – there’s just so many horrible things going on in the world that make my life look like a utopia by comparison… it’s unfortunate. But I love my life, and do what I can to improve the lives of others… let’s see what a few hours alone in a room with me can do for improving your outlook on life!

And, just so you know, I’m now single. Happily! Even though there are no hard feelings concerning my former attachment (or at least I hope not, I can only speak for myself?), I’m glad to be open and free without obligations, able to visit whatever strip clubs I want with no remorse – and eagerly awaiting your invitation to meet you and your lady of choice for an exciting FMF escapade 🙂 I could go on, but the feeling is best summed up by the following –

“Next to the pleasure of finding a new mistress is that of being rid of an old one.”

~ William Wycherley

I’m sure a few of you fine gentlemen understand my sentiments exactly – there’s something so nice about having no one to answer to, even if they never really questioned you to begin with. The only regret I have is that I missed a *killer* post-production party on Saturday night while having “the talk” with my now-ex. I spent all of my 14 hour shift on Monday night hearing about how awesome it was – the projectors shooting vintage horror movies against the walls, the extensive raw bar, and even the jello-wrestling match that I so would have loved to roll around for. The guy who was throwing the party is a bit more than a tiny bit into me… but I never screw around on the job, lol. I learned the Letterman lesson a *long* time ago!

Luckily though, Halloween is coming, and I’ll have my chance to party more than enough to replace what I missed this weekend. I’ll be in Manchester for most of Halloween week and weekend, and bringing a gazillion costumes with me… yeah, I get really really festive in October, and really anytime through the year that the mood strikes me 🙂 So far, I’ve got the standbys – naughty nurse, sexy schoolgirl, French maid, erections officer – and a few new ones. I just picked up a gold Boxer outfit (I got it for the gloves really) a la Million Dollar Baby, which I plan on wearing ringside to my friend’s MMA match in a week or two. I hope I don’t distract him – I’d hate for him to take a hit on my account! His girlfriend is extremely sexy as well, so I’m sure he’s used to having to force concentration on something other than hot chicks bouncing around enthusiastically and cheering for him 🙂

If by some chance *you* are in the Manchester area, and would like to have me treat you to a few of my tricks, you’re welcome to get in touch. Happy Halloween!

~Mme X~

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