The Mystery of Madame X

Hello Gentlemen –

Hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend! Myself, I’m a bit at loose ends for the moment… I was planning to spend a little bit of time over at literotica, but they’re changing platforms or something over there and it appears some things have gotten lost in the shuffle! I had just picked out the appropriate toy for the occasion (the skinny lilac colored one. It may not look like much, but the bullet in the tip is really strong! And it’s flexibility makes it comfortable in a wide variety of positions, which is the primary reason I’m using it now. Yes, now :)) and spent a few minutes looking through stories before I found one that promised to be a satisfying read – It starts with ice cream. Two bisexual girls and a guy meet at a club and pick up ice cream afterward, and make some hopelessly contrived small talk while I get comfortable and ready to get to the good part. Finally, all the way at the very bottom of the first page, one of the girls puts ice cream on her boobs. Yay! I happily click to continue to the rest of the story and… 404 Not Found!

Needless to say, I’m a touch frustrated. I’m also very horny, so that makes me sexually frustrated. I know the story will probably be back online tomorrow, but that’s several long hours of disappointment away! It’s times like these I wish I had someone in my house to sexually satisfy me at my whim. Unfortunately, I’ve never been able to get anyone in here that’s honestly as devoted to that purpose as they promise to be at the start of the situation – before long they’re whining and complaining, needing things like food, sleep, medical attention… or like the last one, extra spa visits (and she hadn’t even moved in yet). Plus, I’d probably never get any work done!

If I had my ideal situation though, I think I’d like to be added in as the extracurricular activity in an already existing and heterosexual relationship. I like guys, I like girls, and I love threesomes! And that way, all the emotional groundwork is already laid between them, so all I have to do is familiarize myself with their code of conduct, and get myself laid twice as often 🙂

I would definitely expound upon that idea further… but I’m going to watch porn instead. Care to join me?

~Mme X~

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Tags: ice cream, toys

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